Acting your age. A novel concept.

So Paris Hilton turned 27 this past week. 27! Why is she still partying with teenagers and making an ass of herself? Not that 27 is old by any means, but seriously, I shudder to think what she's going to be like at 45. Can you just imagine? Running around with her face pulled tight and botoxed chasing after people like Suri Cruise and the Beckham boys and lord forbid, hopping up on whatever stage is around to show everyone what's "hot". Ugh. What a sad sight that will be.